Look at Jack, our strong Jedi.
With Daddy in Washington DC,
he had to be the man of the house.
Protecting Molly and me from the Dark Side,
he received his first battle wound.
A light saber to the eye...
Jack borrowed a light saber from a friend.
This particular light saber is different
than the 4 we have at home.
"How are they different?", you ask.
This one has a 'spring action trigger'
that surprises and helps you defeat the enemy-
or causes you to poke yourself in the eye.
(Jack will like the first version of this story much better!)